Retirement Schedule - Personalized Mug

This personalized retirement mug, entitled “Retirement Schedule – Do Whatever the F*ck I Want” (Name Can Be Changed), is tailored for the newly free-and-proud retiree who runs on coffee and comedy. The week-by-week grid spells it out: Mon—DO • Tue—WHAT • Wed—EVER • Thu—THE • Fri—F*CK • Sat—I • Sun—WANT, with your custom name featured at the top. Park it on a porch, craft table, or RV coffee nook—this mug is not only practical for the daily brew but also symbolic, celebrating the sweet freedom of zero meetings, zero alarms, and 100% “my schedule.”

A perfect party-ready retirement gift for coworkers, bosses, teachers, nurses, first responders, military, or your favorite parent or grandparent. It fits any occasion: last day send-off, retirement party, farewell luncheon, birthdays, holidays, or a just-because surprise. Beyond function, it brings a laugh with every sip and becomes a go-to reminder that life after work is all about doing what you want, when you want. Personalize the name, add to cart, and make their first (and every) retired morning legendary.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

• 11 oz and 15 oz fluid capacity
• The product is printed on 2 sides
• High quality ceramic mug with two-tone rim, interior, & handle
• Top to bottom full wrap decoration
• Dishwasher & Microwave Safe